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Mysteries of Science

Exploring the frighteningly surprising natural world.

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Mysteries of Science

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Myth Busting Guys

From when we were young, we always heard, "If you hit a Pekinese on the back of the head, its eyes will pop out." The Myth Busting Guys think it is time to put this myth to the test. Unfortunately, after a big fine from the SPCA and the confiscation of our video, we have had to give this one up. Perhaps some things are not meant to be known.

This is something that needs to be tackled scientifically. You cannot just take a vote and say, "The eyes have it." Get well Chong Chong.

I Had Lady Gaga’s Hypothalamus

"For several hours on September 19 2011, I was totally unable to sleep." That was testimony from Simon Robstover, a well-known astral projectionist. "I had been making progress in my attempts to contact Elvis Presley's liver, but I was forced to stop after I was possessed by Lady Gaga's hypothalamus. I may never recover."

Some things in this world should not be messed with.

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