Dead people must resort to unorthodox makeup schemes, because non-living bodies don't repair themselves anymore. Here are many everyday items that can be used in emergencies.
Monkey Wrench - Whole Monkey's, $189.99
Paint Brush - Che d'Pan, $5.99
Staples - Eva's Fasteners, $39.95
Duct Tape - Tape House, $79.99
Some of my clients have given me excellent advice. For example, when noses fall off. I also get a lot of good tips from boxing managers.
Teflon has many many good uses, as does duct tape, staples, and spackle: it's all good.
Don't let expense get in your way. Quality and style do not come cheap--at least not while I'm alive.
Power Drill - The Gay Craftsman, $789.99
Nail Polish - Target, $7.99
Lipstick - Lipmeister, $24.95
Hammer - Harry's House of Hammer, $229.99