Get to work! Don't waste your time reading this crap. Go and do something productive and worthwhile. Accomplish something for once.
There are many magazines out there that would love to publish my expert advice, but this magazine refused to add a few links to my businesses. They say it was unethical. Ethics are not how business is run in the modern age.
You learn the words that people use and then you sneak them into your website with a link. It doesn't matter if there really is such a thing as vagina milk or not. It's what the consumer wants that matters.
Blanca sees a very bloody movie. -- Blanca does not want to watch, yet Blanca cannot look away.
A man who may be already dead has a knife or some sort of gardening tool and is cutting up everybody who is left alone for even a second.
The Avatar of the Matrix Inception -- You're reading a book and then suddenly you're reading a different book. It's mind-blowing. Typos become real. Hang onto reality.
In a new Die Hard movie, hackers break into a large multinational corporation and steal customer's private data. Blanca hopes that could never happen in real life.
Blanca likes technology, but Blanca doesn't understand it.
Blanca will see a television show called Dancing with the Star Wars, where a star will get killed by laser. Outrage will cause massive regulation of reality dancing shows.
Vampires and Teenagers -- Alive teenagers become dead vampires and vice versa.
Don't have a favorite color of mauve on August 29.