Business ShortsToday's business world is cutthroat. To stay alive, you must play the game down and dirty.
The Internet is something that the business world has never seen before. The rules are still being written. Now is our chance to break them.
Take promoting a website for example. An Internet site depends on being seen, and being dependent on that, she must strut and shake like a shameless prostitute, whoring itself out to whoever has the most money.
Which name is more exciting, Buggy Whips R Us or Whip Me Like a Bad Girl? It is all in the presentation, and the presentation doesn't get off the ground without efficient search terms. Successful sites are not afraid to get down on all fours and present their backsides for the depraved pleasure of their hedonistic audience.
The penguin in the elevator needs to be more sporadic.-G
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