Clothes make a huge world of difference in the business world. It is trite, but true. Wardrobe can make statements better than talk. A well-tailored two-button jacket can say, "Why did you take on debt that you couldn't handle" better that anything else. Or, "See the patterns in my tie? Those represent the debt instruments that have sewn you into homelessness." My tie clasp says, "Why did you listen to me in the first place."
First starting out, I wore a clown suit whenever I collected balloon payments. It's not just proper fashion, it gets you into the proper state of mind. The joy-killing government regulations have all but put an end to that. How can you make an honest living with the government forcing you to be honest?
My advice is to dress nicely and buy expensive clothes.
Blanca is upset because bank took house away. Those banking clowns will now get curse. Feet will get big. Nose will get round and red. Hair turn orange and stick up straight. Skin will turn white as snow.
I see latex shortage in future. (Or maybe latex shorts. I don't know. Blanca upset.)
Blanca sees happy people who dress nice and buy expensive clothes.
"...dress nicely and buy expensive clothes.
Smelle magazine names Stephen Colbert the world's 9th most sexiest ladies lingerie model. When asked if this was just a shameless attempt to get mentioned on the Colbert Report, company president Rupner Hefnock said, "Go screw a kangaroo!"