My boyfriend really gets turned on if I start crying about how miserable my childhood was. You'd think that being a psychiatrist, he would get enough of this at work, but no; he eats it up.
He is always about, "Pretend I'm your daddy." Or, "Didn't I spank you enough?"
"We have great sex..."
Other times, I have to be his mommy. We have great sex, but I don't need to go into detail about that stuff. I'm sure all guys are pretty much the same anyway.
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